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HAPPY TALK: Wet tales

Trying to do my share for the environment, I placed a bin outside my office and above it hung this instruction: "Empty water bottles... (more) published 2010-09-05 14:18:08
 

HAPPY TALK: 'Tis an Irish airline

This week's Happy Talk has to be viewed. Please enjoy a few moments. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc published 2010-08-27 07:55:37
 

HAPPY TALK: Sweet sounds

This week's final piece has no business travel involvement at all, but since it came from our friends at IFALPA it just about... (more) published 2010-08-21 08:56:15
 

HAPPY TALK: Eurotunnel Part 2

As AERBT reported last week Eurotunnel, or at least the French end of it, has some serious problems. But it gets worse. You may recall that... (more) published 2010-08-14 19:35:15
 

HAPPY TALK: Has someone seen my car?

It was going to be a terrific holiday. Take the car to Folkestone, hand it over to the Eurotunnel train crew, jump on board, and pick up... (more) published 2010-08-07 18:44:42
 

HAPPY TALK: The latest scam

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that... (more) published 2010-07-30 13:57:23
 

HAPPY TALK: The smart senior

An elderly friend went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and... (more) published 2010-07-24 17:42:15
 

HAPPY TALK: O'Leary eats humble pie

We thought it would never happen but that exuberant Irishman Michael O'Leary has had to eat humble pie. Even he, a man never usually... (more) published 2010-07-12 09:37:26
 

HAPPY TALK: A special collection for horses

published 2010-07-11 09:16:44
 

AND FINALLY

published 2010-07-01 18:37:23
 

HAPPY TALK: Extra charges

Michael O'Leary wanders into a bar in Dublin and orders a pint of Guinness. "That will be just one euro sir" He is... (more) published 2010-06-25 10:46:22
 

HAPPY TALK: The new airline Managing Director

The new airline Managing Director assembled his staff at head office. After he had finished talking to his team, a woman came up and said:... (more) published 2010-06-20 10:33:38
 

HAPPY TALK: England to crash out!

Car insurance companies in the UK will be pleased if England crash out of the World Cup in the early stages. Based on information collated... (more) published 2010-06-11 17:37:27
 

HAPPY TALK: Do not believe what you read?

(Part 2) Since we took Ryanair to task last week we think it only fair to point out that a British Airways press release was equally... (more) published 2010-06-03 10:09:14
 

HAPPY TALK: Do not believe what you read

Ryanair's April Traffic Grows 17% That was the figure splashed across the press release. Journalists and city... (more) published 2010-05-30 11:06:06
 

HAPPY TALK: That pitch!

If you have heard it before please look forward to next weeks HAPPY TALK. And also with deference to South Africa. ... (more) published 2010-05-23 09:05:40
 

HAPPY TALK: Airborne phones

Now it is possible to phone on an aircraft, but not on the North Atlantic Admittedly it was in Business Class but my lady neighbour was... (more) published 2010-05-14 22:53:54
 

HAPPY TALK: An MP

(somewhat longer than usual but pertinent)While walking down the street one day a ‘Member of Parliament' is tragically... (more) published 2010-05-07 15:12:14
 

HAPPY TALK Guests complaints

Just a few of the kind of complaints some of our tour operators get. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local... (more) published 2010-04-26 07:03:26
 

HAPPY TALK This is your Captain speaking

A plane was taking off from the airport. After it had reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over... (more) published 2010-04-20 11:22:57
 

HAPPY TALK Cabin Attendants

Rarely these days cabin attendants make an effort to liven up their announcements here are some to hopefully start your week with a smile... (more) published 2010-04-12 09:02:00
 

HAPPY TALK: Making the choice

Overheard on a recent budget airline flight with no seat reservations. "Darling, this is not John Lewis. We don't have all day to... (more) published 2010-04-06 19:31:31
 

HAPPY TALK: The helicopter ride

Morris and his wife, Esther went to the State Fair every year. Every year, Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that... (more) published 2010-03-29 11:32:34
 

HAPPY TALK: Michael O

Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O'Leary has been sharply criticised by a Dublin High Court judge for what he described as lying... (more) published 2010-03-26 21:46:20
 

HAPPY TALK: Noisy airport

A woman, somewhat agitated, called the airport information desk. "I am very sorry but has the xyz taken off yet!" "Just... (more) published 2010-03-17 07:47:17
 

HAPPY TALK: Short and simple

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive." published 2010-03-13 10:22:30
 

HAPPY TALK: Last rites of a traffic warden

published 2010-03-05 21:29:04
 

HAPPY TALK: Deeds speak louder that words.

Ryanair held a press conference in London last week to talk about punctuality. Only one problem. Michael O'Leary was late. published 2010-02-28 10:04:25
 

HAPPY TALK: With a British election due

Even early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones,... (more) published 2010-02-16 08:30:15
 

HAPPY TALK: Security gone mad

We are not going to reveal to readers at which British airport your Editor in Chief had his comb thoroughly inspected by a slow and... (more) published 2010-02-12 09:31:18
 

HAPPY TALK: No word for it

Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance. Yiddish itself was the language of eastern... (more) published 2010-02-05 16:33:27
 

HAPPY TALK: Road Rage

A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family at the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would... (more) published 2010-01-31 11:43:08
 

HAPPY TALK: Confucius once said

Confucius or was Wilbur Wright once said. "There are four forces that are involved in an aircraft' design. Lift, drag, gravity and... (more) published 2010-01-22 19:37:48
 

HAPPY TALK: A job for Maigret (and a true story)

French police are investigating whether a pickpocket stole thousands of euros from passengers as they slept on an Air France flight from... (more) published 2010-01-15 23:30:15
 

HAPPY TALK: Snow jokes

We could not resist it!What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What... (more) published 2010-01-07 13:07:06
 

ROAD TEST, ON TOUR and ON THE SOAPBOX index

ROAD TESTSAudi TT Coupe 2.0 TDI Quattro Diesel Hyundai's small 5-door i20 hatchbackLexus IS-F 5.0 V8Lotus Evora... (more) published 2009-12-20 09:41:18
 

HAPPY TALK: A coppers tale

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera... (more) published 2009-12-11 23:26:55
 

HAPPY TALK: At the Aviation Club

Monarch Managing Director Tim Jeans was the guest of honour of the Aviation Club at London's Institute of Directors last week. Tim is... (more) published 2009-12-05 09:22:35
 

HAPPY TALK: A non-travel story

A non aviation story (but with thanks to the IFALPA (International Federation of Air Line Pilots Associations) daily newsletter.The woman... (more) published 2009-11-28 12:45:12
 

HAPPY TALK: Michael O'Leary again

Michael O'Leary has been at it again, saying that wet weather is the best thing that ever happens to his airline. When it's damp... (more) published 2009-11-20 20:17:37
 

HAPPY TALK: Prettier than O'Leary

published 2009-11-12 22:20:52
 

HAPPY TALK: Sharp Story

A baby croc caused chaos on a flight to the Egyptian capital Cairo when it escaped from a passenger's luggage, according to airport... (more) published 2009-11-08 12:20:07
 

HAPPY TALK: Job application

Cindy was a very experienced front line agent at Heathrow but was getting upset that after a number of years friends working for actual... (more) published 2009-11-01 18:23:46
 

HAPPY TALK: The worst away end in football

If you think you have suffered the worst away end in football at Dagenham, The old Dell, The Withdean Stadium Brighton or Accrington,... (more) published 2009-10-20 10:10:03
 

HAPPY TALK: Not a bright student

According to the Cyprus Mail a Sri I Lankan student was on Saturday (17 October) arrested at Larnaca Airport after trying to fly to Paris... (more) published 2009-10-16 21:43:26
 

HAPPY TALK: Who is controlling your life?

A company I used to work for sometimes put on what they called "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees'... (more) published 2009-10-11 17:55:34
 

HAPPY TALK: Free parking

Where in the country are you guaranteed free parking? The M25. (Mainly in the area of Heathrow) published 2009-10-01 22:31:01
 

HAPPY: TALK: What is a suspension?

Following last week's COMMENT regarding Renault we now gather that the Formula One constructor is barred from motor sport, with the... (more) published 2009-09-25 23:32:20
 

HAPPY TALK: Or not so happy talk

This really happened last week on an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Paris. It seems that a member of the crew accidently played a... (more) published 2009-09-14 21:45:04
 

HAPPY TALK: American sarcasm

An apology noted in Airsafety.Com, a much respected US-based weekly newsletter published by Air Data Research. "Last week I commented... (more) published 2009-09-09 20:55:50
 

HAPPY TALK: Read the papers first

The shipwrecked mariner had spent a number of years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a... (more) published 2009-09-04 22:49:07
 

HAPPY TALK: Modern times

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks... (more) published 2009-08-30 09:07:41
 

HAPPY TALK: The Bridge

This story is true, actually happened last week, and fits in nicely with this month's cruising edition. The names (and the ship) have... (more) published 2009-08-23 21:10:05
 

HAPPY TALK: A tale of our times

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks... (more) published 2009-08-11 12:59:29
 

HAPPY TALK: Complete summer madness

Some more senior members of the airline business may remember Brian Walters as Lufthansa London Sales Manager in the glory days when most... (more) published 2009-08-03 15:22:59
 

HAPPY TALK: Dodgy driver

Seb Coe was full of himself last Monday when he announced over the public address system on the inaugural Javelin service from St Pancras... (more) published 2009-07-31 17:54:52
 

HAPPY TALK: Politically Correct

It seems obligatory these days that whenever a press release is put out it must include a quote by the Chief Executive, or some such,... (more) published 2009-07-22 13:32:11
 

HAPPY TALK: Tales of European railways

A young English woman, whose Services boyfriend was stationed in Germany, decided to visit him by train. A ticket inspector arrived in... (more) published 2009-07-17 23:27:39
 

HAPPY TALK: In fact it is getting worse

The bad news has reached the land of year-on-year lousy interest rates, Japan!Origami Bank has folded.Sumo Bank has gone belly... (more) published 2009-07-11 09:38:31
 

HAPPY TALK: The puffers are caught

Medialounge, see story above, reports on all sorts of problems with smokers at airports. The puffers are being caught in corridors, on... (more) published 2009-07-02 15:22:35
 

HAPPY TALK: The bare essentials

I kid you not, Air New Zealand is taking safety briefings on its domestic jet services to new heights with body-painted staff set to... (more) published 2009-06-27 19:21:35
 

HAPPY TALK: A "crap" airline

Qatar Airways boss Akbar Al Baker was in an ebullient mood at the Paris Air Show. Asked at a press conference whether he felt challenged... (more) published 2009-06-16 21:31:19
 

HAPPY TALK: An airport mix-up

During the 'rush hour' at Houston's Hobby Airport, an un-named airline's flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem.... (more) published 2009-06-08 11:26:08
 

HAPPY TALK: An awful breakfast

One morning in a highly-rated hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order... (more) published 2009-06-01 11:50:24
 

HAPPY TALK: Big Brother is watching you

For those old enough to recall black and white television and the words of George Orwell in his book 1984 (published 1949 and a 1954 BBC... (more) published 2009-05-29 16:10:18
 

HAPPY TALK: Anyone for a haircut?

This has been submitted by Ian Goold, a much respected aviation journalist. This is the only connection with the air travel industry,... (more) published 2009-05-20 21:29:55
 

HAPPY TALK: Love is in the air

Air New Zealand has announced the world's first matchmaking flight. The target audience is American singles looking to find a date... (more) published 2009-05-16 10:51:14
 

HAPPY TALK: Stormy weather at Sky

Commenting on last week's dismal results from News Corporation Chief Executive Rupert Murdoch said "I am not an economist, and... (more) published 2009-05-09 22:26:19
 

HAPPY TALK: Pet Airways for your canine friends

PET AIRWAYS of Delray Beach, Florida, is soon to fly. Life may be tough for us humans but it is... (more) published 2009-05-01 16:19:57
 

HAPPY TALK

Last week AERBT (pronounced Air BT) hosted a launch party at the spendid Holiday Inn Bloomsbury. The following was received the next... (more) published 2009-04-23 12:02:10
 

HAPPY TALK: Which direction?

An aviation enthusiast on his way to the site of a disused military aerodrome in the middle of rural Norfolk came to a fork in the road... (more) published 2009-04-13 21:45:01
 

 
 
 
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