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Archived Article from AERBT
19 April 2010

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HAPPY TALK Cabin Attendants

Rarely these days cabin attendants make an effort to liven up their announcements here are some to hopefully start your week with a smile

On landing the hostess said ‘Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you are going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.’

During a safety briefing ‘Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.’

And finally my favourite

In another safety briefing ‘In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting them with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one child, pick your favourite.’

 

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