A woman, somewhat agitated, called the airport information desk. “I am very sorry but has the xyz taken off yet!”
“Just one moment mam,” was the response.
Just at that point the office daily came past with a vacuum cleaner.
Before an answer could be made the lady shrieked
“Forget about the enquiry – I just heard it take off!”
With some thanks to IFALPA.
AND AS A BONUS THIS WEEK
